3 Interesting facts about Avatar

Okay, so, here are my three "interesting" facts I found out, whilst watching the new James Cameron "epic" Avatar.

1) The way the 3D works is by having different levels off 3dness (shut up, its a word). If you have a character who is speaking, they will be the main image and will be in a stronger level of 3Dness. Then the secondary image will be in a less amount 3D blur and so on and so forth. This gives the film the layered affect.

This took 25 minutes to work out.

2) If you have a touch screen mobile phone and look at the screen, it will become multi-coloured.

1 minute to work out, 5 minutes to fliddle with the phone.

3) Sigourney Weaver had worked with Cameron before on Aliens. Sam Worthington hadn't worked with Cameron although Sam was in the newest installment of the Terminator franchise. Something which Cameron had worked previously.

1 minutes to work out.


25+1+5+1=32 minutes

162 minutes, the lenght of Avatar

32 minutes not paying attention

162-32=130minutes

So I had to watch the Absolute fucking shit storm that is the "future" of Cinema for 2 hours and 10 minutes without anything to do.

How can so many actors both over AND under act in the same scene?

Listen, Cameron, Arney isn't in this films, pathetic one-liners won't work!

Nothing NOTHING in life should be 2 hours 42 minutes long. An hour and a half would have been fine.

A 162 minute lecture about the environment and the destructive nature of humans will never be fun, regardless of the impressive for bit 3D.

Come on, you can see if a script is poor even before you start the film!

Cameron, I want my.........well, Frankie's money back.

You can have my glasses as well.

The farce that is Reality Tv - Part Two

So, the X-Factor.

It shit.

Simon Cowell- Blah blah blah hair blah blah blah trousers blah

Dani Minougue - blah blah blah her sister blah blah blah homophobe blah

Louis Walsh - blah blah blah lap dog blah

cheryl Cole - blah blah blah Wheyeye Blah blah blah Cashly blah


It's rubbish dont watch it...